1. They’re afraid that they might fall in love with me (it’s okay, i’d be scared too).
2. My blog is so perfect they can’t even deal.
3. Their dash is overloaded with all of the sexiness I reblog.
4. You hate me ‘cause you ain’t me.
5. Worst case senario: they deactivate because my blog is so beautiful that they just couldn’t even.
It’s okay, you’re forgiven.