KDSASKJFHSDKJF. YOU ARE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT? LIKE, HOW DO YOU NOT GET OVERWHELMED BY YOUR OWN BEAUTY EVERY TIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR. I WOULD KILL A SCHOOL BUS FULL OF CHILDREN TO LOOK LIKE YOU.
UNF WHY WAS I ALREADY IN BED FOR THIS. WOMAN PLEASE. I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE DOWNSTAIRS FEELS WHEN I’M THIS HUNGOVER
I forgot I did this
I’M SORRY TUMBLR AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T SEE MY BOOBS
also Georgia I’m still trying to interpret the texts I sent you but I think you can essentially assume they are all absurdly sexual
WHY SARAH WHY
I’M SORRY. WHEN I DRINK MY CLOTHES GO AWAY. SO DOES MY DIGNITY.
obviously sarah should be drinking more